roadtrippin'

Hey Boners! I need some snax 'n jamz'spiration for my impending roadtrip tomorrow. Six hours of high-voltage deviance, high-decibel Danzig, and some dope Doug Stanhope truth-spewin'. Oh yeah, don't forget the black coffee from Kum 'n Go that curiously tastes like BEEF. I'll be sure to (someday) fill you in on my thoroughly compelling discoveries in a state-by-state recapitulation. Til then...

What she said.